September 22, 2014



SPECIAL ISSUE

GRINNIN' GRISHAM'S GRIDIRON GRIT









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Thursday, Friday, Saturday, 9-25 through 9-27-2014




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LETTERS to the EDITOR



Letter of the Week




During a week in which the GGGGrit received a venomous letter from an angry person who claimed to be an Ohio State
graduate, a letter from an unhappy mother who objected to my vomiting emoticon, and several letters from SEC fans who
did not grasp the concepts of hyperbole, exaggeration, and yellow journalism for the purpose of entertainment, it was
nice to get this letter from a person who signed it: "You are welcome."

The Editorial Board of the GGGGrit unanimously says:

"You are Welcome, Thank you!"

As to the meaning of WHITE OWL, the best explanation is that "white owl" is a reverse disambiguation of the name
of the Editor-in-Chief, translated into the Catawba Language, then translated back into English. WHITE OWL
is simply our name for a system, a statistical system reflecting the results of games played and predicting
the results of upcoming games. We might well have referred to the process as "Gritistics" or "Gritstistics", but, in
the end, the chose to attach a name, or nickname, to the process as many other systems do, rather than to use the
fauxpalabra "Gritistics". Next time we print these instructions, which we generally do once annually,
we may use a different term.

As to the Letter of the Week, it speaks for itself, and it speaks volumes.
We may leave it up for posterity, or at least for awhile.












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